Liberating a pair of chopsticks from Nobu in Tokyo, Drozi delivers her debut drumming performance on two empty garbage cans in the alley out back...she has not been asked back since.

Acquires her first pair of pro sticks from a club owner in Chicago after bitch slapping him for using too much hair gel.

Drozi discovers her first superfan playing a gig at Dunkin' Donuts in Pittsburgh...his name is Terry.

Drozi releases her first single: Unreachable Taint...chaos ensues

Drozi punches her brother in the face for no apparent reason...she breaks it...he bleeds.

Drozi loses her ear in a fishing accident....not her hearing...just her ear.

Drozi is invited to play the very first inter-planetary, Red Planet Rave on mars. The event is hosted by Eton Dusk...only 12 people attend. One person pukes...it floats.